Five Minute Blow Dry

My Top Five Least Favorite Things:

5. People who cut into the merge line on the freeway

4. Waiting for bags at baggage claim

3. White asparagus

2. Temperatures above 74 degrees

1. Blow drying my hair

Unless I am network testing for a pilot or (I'd imagine) having tea with the queen, I can't physically spend more than five minutes drying my hair. I just can't. Here's a video of my morning cheats (in real time, so please excuse the reprehensible production value) so that you, too, can get out the door and off to the bakery sooner.


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